ASK THE SINGLE FOLKS ---- contributed by @klynic
Ask the single folks, they will tell you that nothing beats living your life for yourself, not worrying whether or not your actions will make or mar another person.
Ask the single folks, they would tell you that coming home late at night to some stale pizza which eventually becomes dinner isn’t such a bad idea. At least you only get to poison yourself; a feat your stomach can confidently handle.
Ask the single folks, most will tell you that their one-room apartment turned to refuse dump and office, is the best thing that ever happened to them. They are happy to keep an inventory of all the junk foods they had all month because you can easily find scraps of food scattered all around their rooms.
Ask the single folks, and a whole lot will tell you the best part about being single is SEX. Sex with whomever and whatever they deem fit at that point in time. Sex without emotions or purposeful intentions. Sex just because their genitals asked for it, Sex just because they wanted to know what a bigger butt felt like. Sex because they really have no morals keeping them sane.
Ask the single folks, they would tell you that relationships suck. Why would they want to be in a relationship that would eventually tie their sense of adventure down?
Ask the single folks and some might tell you of their child-phobia. They have nieces and nephews but are anti-babies; they just cannot deal.
Ask the single folks and many will tell tales of that one failed relationship they once had or the perfect relationship they crave but seem ill-prepared or unlucky to have
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Ask the single folks and you will be shocked to find out the reasons many of them are still single.
Ask the single folks and the honest ones will tell you how they long to walk down the aisle with that one true love that will see eternity with them.
Amazing