with such a large pile of dirty rags, you must either have quite the extensive wardrobe or, you're now walking around naked

Ha...BOTH…Over the years, whenever I'd visit my son, he would give me a bunch of clothes and footwear that he'd grown tired of after wearing them once or twice :>) He tries his best to keep me from prancing around town naked, which is my preference.

I expected at least that you'd rip open your rucksack and produce a tutu!

Oh you naughty girl...