NEVER EAT CUCUMBER FROM A SINGLE LADIES HOUSE

I was on my way to see a female friend,inside the taxi that i boarded i saw a girl with cucumber as a sharp igbo boy "i kept my face like i know what u are up to" as if she read my mind she started eating it immediately
As if that was not enough,when i got to my friends apartment i met the biggest shock of my life

Guess what i saw
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