The Health Benefits Of Being Raped

There was a time when people believed the world was flat. Those who preached the world was round we're punished.
To even discuss rape, you need a few important things. It takes bravery, forward thinking, and internet anonymity.

 

If you're thinking about getting raped to benefit your health, it's best to start with someone you trust. A friend, co-worker, sibling, an in-law. There are a lot of healthy options when it comes to rape, so it's always best not to think small. Don't limit yourself when it comes to your health. You deserve the best, so treat your body to all the rape you can get.
Of course, men can not be raped, so the only way for a man to reap the health benefits of rape, is to get out there and make a difference in the community and rape. Ask around. The only dumb question, is a question unasked.
When asking around, be it friends, family, strangers, or acquaintances, there will be times when it may offend people, or simply just confuse them. Not everyone is aware of the health benefits of rape, and so it is good to come prepared when seeking your next rape buddy so you can explain to them knowledgeable facts about the health benefits of rape. Also, it's good to smile while raping. There is no need to contribute bad manners to an already frowned upon act in society. Make it positive. Make it fun!