This is Kenya
Look at me now, i slept a pauper, woke up a million dollars later!
I asked God if it was a dream, he granted me a reality!
Nice, young and sassy (NYS) im a queen slayer, hips moving like a tender loin and poof im rich than your sorry ass.
Im in no rat race, I'm eating life with a big spade, something like, all gold NYS is "ngiritas"
They lacked oxygen - i supplied, I'm like a small god to a paramilitary cartel, I'm the elchapo, soon ama dig the tunnel..
Hii ni Kenya, miujiza hufanyika
Mungu akisema utabarikiwa tembelea serekali
Hii ni kenya, leo unauza mboga
Kesho una supply oxygen
Hii ni kenya, leo wee ni maskini
Kesho unashinda tender
Hii ni Kenya, corruption iko nasi, kwa nafsi zetu imekwama! Me binafsi nimetoa hongo
Nikiwa safarini, hamsini nimeweka, mtumishi wa wote asiniadame
It seems like we need more acreage to plant tea leaves, hapa chai na demand, appetite iko high
Most high, tuma usaidizi, degree ya greed, gluttony ina take precedent, ndizi huwezi kula zinajazwa calcium,
Sweet poison thats what it is! Spinach ni za sewage, nyama ni ya punda, maji sewer uliza umoja na eastlands kwa jumla!
Mayday mayday kenya ina go down,
...... Trying to finish this song about Kenyas corruption, best punch line to add to the song acceptable and will be owned by me!