Random Short Stories that Make Absolutely No Sense

Ok, so every week I will be posting a random story that makes absolutely no sense. Why am I doing this you may ask? Because I like to think of random things sometimes and random stories just pop into my head. Next week I will be sharing with you a short random story that I wrote years ago, at the age of 5.

Short Stories That Make Absolutely No Sense

November 23, 2016
Forks are harmless because they eat toxic fumes. Toxic fumes are killed by marshmallows and that’s the reason that the fork eats them; because the forks are made of marshmallows.

Marshmallows appear to be harmless, however, they are not. Inside your stomach after you eat them, they start to sing. The signing goes on and on forever. It annoys all of the other food that is in your stomach and the foods eventually die of ear cancer caused by horrible singing.

The toxic fumes of a landfill can only be killed by forks made of marshmallows. The marshmallows are sticky, so they absorb all of the fumes just like a sponge. Sponges are bad for your health but are good for your teeth.