Random Challenge of the Day #2

My Embarrassing Story

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I have disguised the face of the woman in the photo as I’m sure she wouldn’t want the world to see these.

For our work Xmas function we had a bus trip to a winery, a pub, and then onto a restaurant for dinner.
At the start of the bus trip one of the admin girls went around the bus handing out wrapped presents randomly to everyone on the bus. Things like Santa hats of reindeer ears etc. Im sure you get the idea.

When the admin girl came to me I noticed she was searching around inside the Santa sack, then she pulled one out and gave it to me

I noticed mine was wrapped differently to all the rest and that’s when I knew the girls had got one especially for me - not a random one. Here’s another photo.

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You can imagine my surprise when I opened the present - and I had to wear it all night. To the winery, the pub, and the restaurant.

Well, everyone wanted to get a photo with the idiot in the silly underwearor to get me to pose for photos, and members of the public were staring at me wherever we went.
Here is another photo for your amusement.

A Real Dick Pick & I’m the Dick

It was hugely embarrassing. I guess if I was drunk it wouldn’t have been so bad but as I don’t drink I was stone cold sober and very aware of all the attention I was getting.

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I’ll finish this post here with one more shot of me hitchhiking.

By the way - no one stopped to give me a ride

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Let me know what you think. I hope you have had a good laugh at my expense