#Random China #4 - Honey and Lobsters - #comedyopenmic round 15

Food is an important part of every day life. Fortunately, in China there is lots of food. Unfortunately, I don't speak or read any Mandarin. Most exciting adventures here, besides safely crossing the road, has to do with food.

If you order tofu soup, don't worry if you find some interesting tentacles in it. Might be very normal.

And that package of dumplings you bought to make at home, you know the one with those pictures of all kinds of vegetables on them? Don't worry if it tastes like fish. You know, maybe it is actually fish! Who knows!

Of course, all of this is my fault. I should never have learned English as my second language. Mandarin would have been so much better!

But, sometimes there will be some English to help you along. But often that English just makes things more confusing.
Lobster with/and/or honey anyone?

ps. Maybe I know nothing, perhaps these are not even lobsters. Perhaps lobster is always eaten with honey. But in any case, don't forget to look at the lovely leaf of parsley there, doesn't that look absolutely enticing!

I gladly invite @dbooster and @kaliju, who both post about #randomasia, to enter the #comedyopenmic. I'm sure they'll have a lot of random interesting things to share that are funny even for people who've not had the pleasure to visit any of these countries.