10 Unforgettable George Carlin Quotes • Made-4-Steemit Image Quotes
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Who can resist the magnetic draw of George Carlin quotes?
If you have been living in a hole, under a rock somewhere, and you're not familiar with George Carlin - you will be in a minute!
I've compiled 10 of my favorite quotes in the form of images so I can save them and share them easily. You never know when one will come in handy. Discord chats are always a great place to drop them or in a text. I find a lot of uses for them, so I thought I would compile them for anyone else who would like to use them.
Let's count them down, shall we?
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"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed." G.Carlin
• 9 •
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark" G.Carlin
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"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth" G.Carlin
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"It isn't fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory." G.Carlin
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"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept." G.Carlin
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"I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to." G.Carlin
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"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." G.Carlin
• 3 •
"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite diredctions." G.Carlin
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"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." G.Carlin
• 1 •
"Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?" G.Carlin
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Love Carlin so intelligent and so funny he even made a hysterical skit about cats
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept"
George Carlin
hahaha, I love George. Might want to look at doing one for Mitch Hedberg too, been a long time but absolutely love him too
Oh yea!! Mitch was a great one too!
King of one liners
Great quotes of George Carlin. This one has stack out the most;
Believing in oneself is very vital in life. It wraps it up to self confidence. An important key for one's success in all aspects of his or her life.
Thanks for sharing @grow-pro.
I love george. I really try to channel just a little of him in my humor. He was one of only a few celebrities that made me sad when they died.
Same here. One of the few people of "showbiz" that I miss. His humor lives on! ;)
Love George Carlin.
Even some quotes there that I dont know of. If you know from which stand up specials the individiual quotes were and add it that would be awesome.
That's a great idea! Thanks @musicmojonez
Man, I miss George Carlin.
Wow awesome... Got me glue to the end..wonderful quotes I must say.. My best was.. most people work hard enough not to get fired and paid enough not to quit..aside your weather forecast for tonight is DARK.. Lol
Haha, I think I laughed the most at "The weatherforecast for tonight: Dark".
haha Great stuff. Miss him. Only the good die ... well he's not exactly young when he died.