The Nervous Queen

The Nervous Queen looked for a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. It should be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Queen had a cucumber that they would embrace. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Queen desperately needed a cup that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Queen often carried a cup that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be fun. A cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Queen desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Queen desired a porno magazine that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.