The Brainy Queen

The Brainy Queen craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Queen needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Queen desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a curious thought, to most, but not to the Queen, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Brainy Queen desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Queen desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Queen desired a pint of cider that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.