Rules of Life when you have a prankster for a dad.

Rule #1. Never, Ever turn your back on your dad. this can be difficult but is worth the effort (trust me).

Rule #2. Never, ever cover your eyes (this wouldn't be a problem if you followed rule #1 but anyway).

Rule #3. Wear a cup (this only goes out to my male readers, but I guess if you're a female it would be "Don't listen to anything involving the word "fat")

Anyway, this is an example of a poor chap that did not follow my list, breaking all the rules of life:

 

If this is not proof enough that you need to follow my Rules of Life, than you, my friend, are in for a very sad, painful existence. Thank you for reading this, and, for the safety of others, please upvote and resteem. Thank you everyone. 

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