When you finally have a morning with nothing planned, so you can sleep in......

in #punchline6 years ago

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When you finally have a morning with nothing planned, so you can sleep in...... and you wake up at your regular early time, and can't get back to sleep.

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in the morning Tom calls to his boss:

  • Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work.
    The boss replies:
  • You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
    2 hours later Bob calls:
  • Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.

Interesting twist. I have heard it with a guy with a harelip in a bar, but it's kind of hard to do a harelip impression in written, rather than spoken word.

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