Ripped from the headlines- If you thought your Easter dinner was bad...
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If you thought your Easter dinner with your ex spouse was bad, here's an article to show perspective:
Not only did she spray the ex boyfriend with gasoline, light him on fire, spray gasoline throughout the house, and then lock him inside, after firefighters arrived, she went back inside for the dog (no, not the ex).
If she was Jewish, she could say she got her holidays mixed up and thought he was the Menora.