Philadelphia mayor warns "knuckleheads" to stay away from celebration parade

in #punchline7 years ago

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http://www.complex.com/sports/2018/02/philadelphia-mayor-warning-knuckleheads-stay-away-from-eagles-parade

Yesterday, Philadelphia mayor Jim Kenney warned "knuckleheads" to stay away from the Eagles' Super Bowl celebration parade today. Here is a picture of the resulting parade.

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source: https://utahvalley360.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Tumbleweed.gif

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that would have happened with or without the warning

Actually, they had approximately 3 million people, and only 800 porta potties (government planning at its best!). Here is a video of a fight that broke out after one of the potties collapsed and poured feces all over the ground.
https://truepundit.com/one-video-perfectly-captured-eagles-parade-porta-potties-explode-fans-brawl-fecal-waste/
Bud Light was also providing free beer to everyone, due to a bet they had made before the season. Overload an area with some of the most hard core football fans, then provide free beer and inadequate bathroom facilities. What's the worst that can happen?

"The knucklehead contingent was really small fosure

That's very good information for Philadelphia Jim Kenney @swenger

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