Just shoot me.

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My dad is in a nursing home battling alzheimers, parkinson's and dementia. I went to visit him last night as he finished supper. The nurse's aid was brushing away all the crumbs that had fallen into his lap. I thought, "If I ever get to the stage where a woman is rubbing my crotch and there's no reaction, just shoot me!"