Cat sh*t coffee
Kopi Luwak, or civet coffee, can be purchased on Amazon for $140 per pound, and is made with coffee beans harvested from the scat of wild cats. Two questions:
- What inspired a person to look at cat shit and think, "I think I can still get good mileage out of some of the food in there"?
- How many other items did he try before he settled on the combination of coffee beans and wild civets? (Was there a "dingo corn" brand?)

i find a bit of dried brown crumb on the desk now and then and think could be chocolate, could be cat shit, and take my chances
about 70% of the time, it's chocolate, so I like to think I'm ahead
this is true btw
"Someone left raisins out on the table. These are pretty good, very moist. I don't remember buying raisins. Honey, did the kids have their pet rabbit out of it's cage again?"
If you like that, try my coyote peyote. I wanted to call it Rude Dog but that brand is already taken.
I'd end up out in the middle of a desert licking a cactus and dry humping a thorn bush. So yeah, I'll have to give it a try some weekend.
@swenger