Peter's Fly Fishing Survival Tips

in punchline •  5 months ago
  1. Always make sure your zipper is up when fishing.

  2. Smallmouth bass really like worms.

  3. "Catch and release" strictly intended for traditional fishing methods.

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He he. Better keep our worms in the boat from now on :D

Here's another story about fish. It's 100% true, although it might sound fictional.

Some friends of mine decided to cross the Atlantic ocean in a sailing boat some years ago. Two of them were sitting in the cockpit -- they'd had the night shift, and had been sailing all night long.

The sun started to dawn.

Friend #1 to friend #2:
I really and truly want a fly fish to hit you in the face right now. It would make my life complete and I really really want it to happen.

Less than two seconds later: A flying fish jumps into the boat and hit friend #2 smack in the face.

How awesome is that!?

Haha lmao, now that's what I call a ballseye

if only I had aquaman's powers this would happen a lot more often

A new movie entitled, "Revenge of the Flying Fish."
Oh, that's painful.

LOL that fish was a sniper maybe, What a sharp target lol.

wow my god. it's hilarious.

hahahahaha that was too much funny !
But i think that was a better way to catch female fish using dickyyy...

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