Peter's Fly Fishing Survival Tips

in #punchline • 6 years ago (edited)

  1. Always make sure your zipper is up when fishing.

  2. Smallmouth bass really like worms.

  3. "Catch and release" strictly intended for traditional fishing methods.

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     6 years ago 

    He he. Better keep our worms in the boat from now on :D

    Here's another story about fish. It's 100% true, although it might sound fictional.

    Some friends of mine decided to cross the Atlantic ocean in a sailing boat some years ago. Two of them were sitting in the cockpit -- they'd had the night shift, and had been sailing all night long.

    The sun started to dawn.

    Friend #1 to friend #2:
    I really and truly want a fly fish to hit you in the face right now. It would make my life complete and I really really want it to happen.

    Less than two seconds later: A flying fish jumps into the boat and hit friend #2 smack in the face.

    How awesome is that!?

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     6 years ago 

    Haha lmao, now that's what I call a ballseye

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     6 years ago 

    if only I had aquaman's powers this would happen a lot more often

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     6 years ago 

    A new movie entitled, "Revenge of the Flying Fish."
    Oh, that's painful.

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     6 years ago 

    LOL that fish was a sniper maybe, What a sharp target lol.

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     6 years ago 

    hahahahaha that was too much funny !
    But i think that was a better way to catch female fish using dickyyy...

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     6 years ago 

    wow my god. it's hilarious.

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