Not Looking For Anything Serious

in #punchline6 years ago

To make sure bad one-night stands would never call back, Amy would often leave a little surprise for them when they headed out the door.

Hope this got a laugh.

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I guess, "I have crabs" kind of lost its effectiveness.

Hah. Fortunately guessing here is a good thing.

Lol. She left this jar and a venereal disease.

lololol

I don't get it 😫

Haha. She's trying to get rid of guys that are bad in bed when then stay over by putting a fake head in a jar next to the door on the way out so they think she's a crazy person. It's to scare them off for good.

Lol. I'll probably try this out on some chicks I'm trying to ward off too 🤔

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