No One Messes With Foo-Foo Now... ComedyOpenMic Week 8: Entry # 1

Don't be fooled by the smile, this Sesame Street montagestrocity was the last straw.

After years of being objectified, sheered, colored, and treated like a toy, the time to snuff out the abuse had come.

With a bone or two to pick, it started with joining @steemmatt's daily fitness challenge, where great progress was made.

Inspired to help others skirt their twisted owners' madness, Foo-Foo recruited more of his kind...

Lady Esmeralda

Ralph

Petunia

Happy (@dandesign86 & @damira exposed)

and, Gandalf the Gray

With Foo-Foo's help, and guidance from Poodle Fitness/Self-Esteem Recovery Coach, Ms. Fifi, these empowered pups have joined PETA, enjoying the payback of dumping paint on fur coats.

In honor of Poodle Rights Week, I'm proud to announce that I've joined the movement.

*No animals were harmed in the making of this post.

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Nominating: @cryptoteen & @wa2qr

Please reinvest any prize money back into #comedyopenmic.

Thank you,
@steemmatt