Daily Joke - Hit Or Miss

in #punchline • 5 years ago (edited)

After failing to take a cut when it counted most, Brent ironically earned a lifetime of swinging after his wife saw how much of a wimp he really was.


Or maybe he didn't hit it because he knew the baby wasn't his...

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     5 years ago 

    I watched it five times. I came to the conclusion that she can not throw worth a hill of beans. Someone should toss the balloon back to her. lol

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     5 years ago 

    She doesn't throw the best lob, but as a baseball player, that was hittable if he was aggressive. He should've at least tried! These are powder-filled softball shells used for baby gender reveals.

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     5 years ago 

    ok. then in that case, he clearly knew the baby was not his, he had a vasectomy last year. lol

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