Thankful they didn't get the toilet bowl sponsorship
When you're feeling down this weekend because your football team is in last place, your basketball team is hovering around .500, your hockey team in non-existent, and your baseball team will forever be stuck in mediocrity...just be thankful.
Thankful that your favorite team's mascot is not a boiler. Yes, literally...this teams mascot is...a combi boiler.