She saw right through me.

in #punchline6 years ago

When your wife has been sick all day and you offer to apply VapoRub to her chest for her.




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nothing like vaporub to get rid of that pesky AIDS

I would have gone with herpes.

And she didn't have a cold

So VapoRub does not cure stomach flu?

Oops.

common misperception, roofies dont make you attractive either:D

looks like you rubbing a bit too far south there.

Ouch!
with Vicks

I use the term "chest" rather loosely.

While we're considering what exactly you mean by "take a dump on your chest", wanted to let you know we've started @comedyopenmic as a witness. Our hope is to use the witness rewards to expand the prize pool and to fund development of more features and a website and some other really really cool things we've got planned. Haven't gotten around to doing the witness post yet just wanted to let you know, since you've been a supporter of COM since the start wanted you to hear it directly from us.

Keep up your hard work you crazy talented man.

Her look is pretty horror 😂😂

You have to try. Maybe just once in a blue moon - she agrees

You are like an open book

Like a dictionary opened to "PE"

*Based on true events.

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