Secret code.
Let me let you in on a little secret. If I say this,
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What I really mean is, "You are so freaking vapid and boring that I would rather stab myself in the ears with sharpened pencils rather than spend one more second in your presence."
Oh and I am definitely not going back to work. I am going to go play solitaire.
damn.....
are you good at solitare????