What's so funny?
When the bird who shit on you holds a press conference to brag about his perfect aim.
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While he describes in perfect detail how he waited until you looked up, why don't you check out these funny posts?
https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/what-s-it-like
https://steemit.com/funny/@dandesign86/shaky-markets
https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/the-pound
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@acolucky/anticipating-your-reputation-score-reaching-60-com-17
https://steemit.com/punchline/@hanzappedfirst/let-it-go
https://steemit.com/punchline/@diebitch/yeeeeeeeees-comedy-open-mic-round-17
https://steemit.com/punchline/@kartiksingh/no
https://steemit.com/funny/@redlipstick/a-little-bit-too-confident
https://steemit.com/punchline/@notb4mycoffee/ahhhhhhhhhh
https://steemit.com/punchline/@swenger/world-cup-soccer-prediction
https://steemit.com/punchline/@amirtheawesome1/7gljwg-this-is-lame
https://steemit.com/sports/@theregularguy/lebron-watch
https://steemit.com/art/@nonameslefttouse/meeting-emily-for-the-first-and-last-time
God bless you. https://steemit.com/@biblegateway
Is the bird dan? Cant imagine a better way to gloat over eos distribution.
I've heard it's good luck when a bird shits on you. Good luck you didn't have your mouth open?