What's so funny?
When you are psyched that girl who works at the hardware store actually said yes when you asked, "Do you want to come over and see my hammer?"
But you are trying so hard to play it cool.
While he is trying to compose himself, why don't you check out some of these funny posts.
https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/trading
https://steemit.com/dmania/@hotdad/it-never-hurts-to-be-prepared-zg1hbmlh-z1kaj (new to What's so funny?)
https://steemit.com/funny/@idikuci/women-are-hard
https://steemit.com/funny/@redlipstick/just-be-happy
https://steemit.com/punchline/@hanzappedfirst/you-know-you-re-old-when
https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/strange
https://steemit.com/funny/@theregularguy/hit-the-snooze-jim-shorts-gifs
https://steemit.com/punchline/@steemmatt/demo-faux-pas
https://steemit.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/interior-decorating
https://steemit.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/the-solution-to-every-problem-fuck-it

bet you're better than thor at wielding it
Considering his exploded, I would hope so.
Tell her you need help nailing the bed's headboard into the wall.
Imagine her disappointment when she arrives to see this:
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Still better than what I've really got going on down there.
punchline