I once went to a strip club with a couple hundred fake dollar bills in hand. This chick took me to a private room and started to rub her body against all the right parts. I started letting bills fly (like a rapper in a music video), and she picked one up and started looking at it intently.

I was young, so I fessed up right away. "I'm so sorry, they're fake. They're all fake!". She said "Oh, it's ok hun..." and then in a deeper voice, "So am I."