Why did you do this to me?

in #punchline • 6 years ago

Apparently, the pain medication made me believe I could breathe fire.

Sadly, it wasn't true.

Too bad.

I so wanted to burn off my husband's face for doing this to me.

#funny #humor #momsunite #family
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     6 years ago 

    ok ease up onion breath

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     6 years ago 

    That is a great tip. If he ever does this to me again, I will eat a bag of onions on the way to the hospital.

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       6 years ago 

      Dam, Khaleesi would have been much better if she could breathe fire instead of her Dragons.

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