The Wisdom

in #punchline • 8 years ago

Through trial and error, I've narrowed my emergency medical kit down to only the most essential items:

Duct tape.
WD-40.
Condoms.

I hope this helps.

#humor #jokes #wisdom #selfhelp
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     8 years ago 

    yeah never know when you'll need to smuggle heroin into prison

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