No Joke Today. COM #21: 2nd entry.

in #punchline6 years ago

My chickens have crossed their roads.
My knock knocks have stopped knocking.
My wocka wockas have walked along.
My vacuum doesn't suck.
My that's what she saids have said enough.

Thank you.

In despair, I call upon the God of good times, @bromius, who has returned to brighten our Steemit days. In fact, I nominate @bromius twice because he is twice better in the ways of mirth. Join us @comedyopenmic.

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Yo mama so blonde...

Come on @bro

Sorry I mean @bromius. give us our daily, priest, rabbi and a horse.

Uh...sir...excuse me...you uh dropped your mic.

What's a wocka wocka?
In the navy, that's what we used to call helicopters.
Peace.

I see why it would be a reference to helicopters.

Read the first part of this. It'll make sense.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fozzie_Bear

Oh wow, I grew up on the muppet show. I remember Fozzie bear and the hecklers, but not the wocka wocka ^^
Another mandela effect candidate? ;)
Peace.

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