No Joke Today
The sub-zero cold here in Minnesota has lasted for weeks. It is something Northerners acclimate to. Still, you cannot get careless.
Well, when I woke this morning to post my joke, I absent-mindedly pulled my shirt on and ripped off my left nipple. The sound it made was horrible; like tearing apart Velcro.
So far, I am too numb to feel pain and the bloodcicle has clotted the wound, so please don't worry about me. However, I am in no mood for humor this morning.
Thank you for understanding.
well lucky you started with your shirt and not your underwear
Finally i found you
(sigh) That was last winter.
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I like that post following you ♥
#funny
I can not help but laugh when I see something strange, what about you
very good job dear @acolucky
I like it..your post dear
Though you say that you didn't feel the pain due to the cold weather, the way you described what happen to your nip make me cringe. I guess you should thank the weather that day, if not...well you get the picture. Anyway I hope your wound will heal quickly and weather get warmer. Have a nice day, or rather I hope your day improved for the better.
Thanks.
Good news this @acolucky
Fortunately it was your third nipple. Saves you the money of surgery.
For a Minnesota resident to say a sub-zero temperature is cold, you must be using the Kelvin scale, where 0 is the temperature at which all molecules cease to exist.