Is This True? COM #28: Entry 2
Kiwi fruit is the fuzziest thing you can bite into that will not scream out in pain.
Now that @ilt-yodith is posting again, I am conjouring the ghosts of @mourningnoodles and @possumworks for a return visit. Wear something fuzzy.
Thank you.
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Lol, especially when bite alone and in the dark, haha
If you take out your teeth first, you can bite into a lot of things that won't scream out in pain.
Yeah and a Nigerian prostitute's butt
I prefer to bite mangoes...