Another Resolution

in #punchline9 years ago

For 2018, I resolve to write one good joke a day on Steemit.

Don't get too excited. My track record for resolutions are dubious.

For example, in 2017, I resolved to keep up with my friend list on Facebook.

Worse, for 2016, I vowed to make MySpace great again.

Back in 2015 I bought an abacus and a sundial.

Before that, I invested my twelve thousand Bitcoin into a pizza and six beers.

Thank you for reading.

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hmm, pizza and six beers is worth a few hundred million dollars right now so I bet he felt stupid

But it was pretty good pizza...

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Man, those are some expensive pizza and beers. Though I too, have some dubious resolutions, so cheer up. Try again next year? I wonder when will I get those six packs I've been aiming for 3 years now, see dubious resolutions?😰

Haha. I'd probably still go for the pizza...

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But I have little or no hope what so ever..

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Me neither. Thank you. I'll follow you too. Good to meet you.

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