Seven days without a pun makes one weak
Yes, I do love a good aul pun.
There's nothing better to start a day with (except maybe a couple of other things).
I even own a FB page about them: www.facebook.com/thegoodaulleo (and yes, they will make you feel like Peter Griffin.
So, here's some of 'em so you can all start this Wednesday morning with a bit of hate for me!
- I’m always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I’m pretty pun-ctual.
- I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.
- Apparently atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
- I used to suffer from a soap addiction. I'm clean now.
... and remember, jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
PS: THAT escalated quickly.
PPS: Shall I post something similar once a week or your ears are bleeding already?
Not my ears, my eyes!! LOL
I really enjoy your puns, I'm a pun-fan too. You must enjoy @topkpop's friday shows at @steemstarnetwork on Discord. The puns get high level and I get triggered at the end hahaha. I love you choose Sans images at the end. I'm a Undertale fan too. He is really a pun master.
Your Is? How many? Like IIIIIIIII (ok, too many 'eyes') ;)
Thanks for the hint - I'll follow @topkpop straight away!
Strangely enough, thieves broke into my house and stole nothing except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. They made a clean getaway!
nice rebuttal...
Thank you, sir.
Not too bad @anmeithal ;)
Thats pretty good...I hope you can give me some lines everyday as I dont really engage to it lol...ill connect with your fb page
Everyday would be quite an effort but I'll lake (ehm, 'sea' , ehm... I mean 'see') what I can do ;)
You earned a follower with the promise of weekly puns!
Yay! I'll be punstoppable.
Staahhhhpp. Lol
PART 2 is out now folks!
https://steemit.com/pun/@leo-dubhlinn/seven-days-without-a-pun-makes-one-weak-part-2