Pugs The Final Solution

Intro: The pug, a dog synonymous with being a great friend and an easy going companion. Millions of people around the world enjoy this breed of dog in a care free way. But there is a dark underbelly to this breed that is only now becoming all to clear. Many would believe that the Pug was a Nazi from current political situations in Scotland. But this is only the tip of the Ice Berg as through out history Pugs have a much grander scheme in mind.
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Originally bred in China this innocent looking house pet first made its appearance in Scotland in the 1600’s by way of the royal family of House of Stuart. Popularized by the Netherlands of the House of Orange -Nassau. These dogs where even adopted and made even more poplar by the Queen Victoria at the time and was passed among other royalty. These pugs at first where charming and loveable and by all metrics made their masters happy. But this close relationship to power soon gave the nefarious animals a taste for it. As things progressed Pugs slowly imprinted their power structure through out Europe by befriending the most power people. And given their health problems would slowly use their masters to find a cure once dominance was achieved.
Beginning in 1608 it is assumed that a Pug was gifted to Ferdinand II. Ferdinand II was devoutly Catholic and was wondering weather or not he should unify the religion of the south Catholics and the northern Protestants of his country. When one day he prayed upon it and his bible suddenly fell off his table and landed near his Pug. His pug sat apon the holy book and when Ferdinand II bent down to retrieve it the Pugs paw was pointy to a very specific verse. This verse Ferdinand felt was a sign from god to unify his country at any cost. And thus the Thirties Year War was started. This may have been an innocent mistake by the Pug. It was noticed by higher Pug command though that religion could be used to control the hairless apes that seemed to care for them. This would be used later to an alarming degree by the Pugs in their never ending bid for more power.
In 1800 A large migration of Pugs had entered France sensing the impending deterioration of the royalty. They sensed and set apon a young man and coxed their way into his heart. This poor mans name was Napoleon. Through being lapdogs the Pugs gathered intelligence and coordinated, mainly through timely needed walks outside to have certain individuals meet by chance. The dogs coordination was so good and their intelligence so well gathered, they solidified the way for Napoleon to become Emperor in 1804. Realizing that this man could be a very good stooge to their end goals. They set Napoleon on his way to war with the rest of Europe. The Pugs allies in England having solidified their power earlier in the 1600’s now could easily coax their “Masters” into position for war. Unfortunately Napoleon proved himself incapable of conquering Europe for the pugs. They then had to once again bide their time and wait for the right moment.
In June 1914 the Pugs intelligence wires had been buzzing. History was about to produce yet another chance for a grasp at power over all of Europe. In 1900 the Pugs had laid the ground work very carefully for Britain to be at odds with Germany by accounting for Belgium. Knowing that the Germans would jump at the chance for more land and power in Serbia. They slowly cuddled and pooped their way into the forming of the Black Hand movement by once again using their most powerful weapon. Getting their masters to take them for a walk. At the same time the Pugs had inserted themselves deep into the Russian high archy and would often growl or bark at visiting German politicians. While at the same time being very loveable towards the visiting British and French politicians. This was done because they heard a Russian politican say, “if my dog trusts people then I do too.”
After world war one the ever thinking Pugs managed to escalate their owners into punishing Germany even more harshly than they normally would have. This was by peeing on rugs and generally tearing up their owners shoes that where at the summit. This made the leaders of said countries already feeling fowl of Germany, now approach the Germans with even greater annoyance and anger. With their power still intact and none the wiser the Pugs then waited down again for their next opportunity for their grasp at the total control of Europe.
In 1900 the bugs noticed a small man that was making speeches in bars. They use these places to track their masters too and to keep an eye out for potential new politicians to use. They saw a man with a magnetic personality giving a speech one time. And so the pugs dispatched one of their agents to creep into the mans life and mold him into their service. This man was Adolf Hitler. The pug groomed hitler with him not knowing up until they made a mistcalculation. They had over indulged the man and he became to unstable and rushed out to march with his fellows apon the capital. They locked arm and arm as they approached their target and the Pugs had to think quickly. Many years had been spent grooming their mark and they needed to make sure his usefulness did not end before they could take their rightfull power as rulers of all of Europe. A special forces Pug , also known as a Spug, was dispatched imidiately. As part of the Pug network there are a few of these in every city in the world. Their to disrupt or to sabotage any harm that would come to their marks. By the time the Spug arrived it was almost to late a man had aimed his rifle at Adolph and was about to shoot. At the last second the pug gripped the heal of the man throwing his aim off and shooting the man beside Hitler.
Thus World War II was insured as Pug agents in America had already wormed their way into Wall Street owners preparing for a collapse. Once the Natzi party was brought to power the Pugs where well on their way to European domination.The agent involved with this human had become noticeably attached to this human and had made higher command nervous. At this point in history the pugs where very busy by off setting assasins, making hitler leave places before he could be killed, or softly making him alter his routes so that their master wouldn’t be killed. The Pugs downfall though would come from their own Human. As his ego increased he started to demand things that where not only impossible but inhuman of his subordinates. The end being clear to them. They depoloyed the agent that loved his human so much, to crash a plane with a human that was an important general of some type. Their by proving his loyalty to the rest of the group. But they where sure the appointment of Albert Shpeer would signal the end of the war.
After world war two and the Pugs had a rethink of their agenda. War was obviously not working and had been tried many times. Many brave Pugs had died during their time while they worked. Many more humans had but their was always more of the silly behaving hairless monkeys. The Pugs started to work their way slowly through the democratic systems that seemed to be poping up everywhere over the years. They sooned discovered that they could slowly take control by working behind the scenes with activist groups. The slowly orchestrated minorities into demanding more and more of their goverments. They where slowly, carefully fomenting their chaos. When one of their agents had their human sliped up. Making a video in Scottland the man had “trained” the dog to do hitler salutes. The agent Pug found thins to be easy of course but we cant show the humans this. Then the man posted it on the internet and one of his friends made it public. This move was what the Pugs had not inticipated as the friend was a cat lover and they had no agents in place to deal with the troublesome human.
The pug however had grown over confident and manipulated his human into posting this video showing the true intentions of the pug world wide. This video is linked below. Acting quickly the Spug division ran into action by tapping one of their now very well trained officials. And manipulated him into blaming the human for the video thus once again narrowly avoiding detection by the Scotts. This is a fair warning to the people of the world to watch your back and watch out for the Pug agenda. Because as many people love Pugs they are already to far gone to see the truth.