Funny, this reminds me of a time I was on some mind altering substance, as a student at the University of Texas, and I noticed an alarming symbol or representation on one of the statues in the shadow of "The Tower." It might have been a Confederate officer. He had his hand on the handle of his sword inside its scabbard at his side. It looked like he was holding his erection when viewed from the side. I found it hilarious of course and had always meant to go back and get a photo, but its probably no longer there.