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RE: Puke and Ponytails: A Story of Self-Loathing and Triumph
On the bright side, when you have four children, how often can you be 100% certain they aren't getting up to anything sneaky? Toss em a bottle of Pedialyte and take the night off.
That's a good point. It is five children now, but only four of them were puking. There not all quite to the point where they can puke without getting it down their shirts, or in a pile of my clean laundry, so that leaves us on standby most of the night. Soon though, It'll be like using the flu and a biological weapon to get a damn date with my wife.