¿Agnostic * Deist * Theist * Atheist * Apatheist * Stoic?

¡It's a game based on what players do on Steemit so you are already playing!

¡You are gonna love this!

¿Suffice to say ¡You are gonna love this! to get away with $700.00 buck$ on your very first post on steemit?

Oh no! You will need to register for a training webinar first, rightly so. There is an old saying on my place which goes around the lines of: "Every minute a dumb is born, who catches 'em will own 'em"

«The History Log»

Well, while I've had the entire content of the original post/story stored in my browser cache to show you what persuasive successful words this #introduceyourself article contained to help you out with hints & tips to snipper your next 700bux post with 801 votes, 438 comments and 1.769 views, I suspect that now it has no case anymore. Since the post has been lavishly edited by his author in the best Edward Scissorhands style. And now it barely shows: "Bye steemit. You're not ready for this" although curiously still showing earnings of $162.75 buck$.
So, if earning 165bux is still valuable enough for you to get interested in learning his tricks, then just transfer half of that amount on my wallet in SBD and I will send you the whole lecture. }:)

After all, for what it's worth my time following, tracking and researching this affair between whales and other minnows to tailor this present post. One thing is for sure, I had an enjoyable trip watching the entrails of all participants a lot better.

Consequently, I reiterate ¡I'm Watching You Whales!

Oh! well, back to the learning board!!

_{¡Happy Monday & Beginning Of The Week!}

"Giggles, Comments, Resteems & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"

Cheers!! :)