The story of a psychopath

I didn't know at that time, it was just my instinct, before I realized it, I have done it... I have killed.
It felt so good, it felt like releasing pent up pressure. I had to do it, I am so sorry.
I am so sorry to all my unborn children. It felt so good, I had to premature release you from your prison. 10 years later, I have probably killed more than 30 billion already.

The feeling is out of this world. I should try it with my left hand tomorrow.