Secrets I have Uncovered For You

"The writer must be a participant in the scene...." Hunter S. Thompson, defining an essential school of journalism.

I am a gonzo reporter. I'm a comedian, but that also makes me a lot of other things, like a writer and a dancer, but it also makes me a gonzo reporter. Which means my gift and skill at storytelling and observation, just allows me to do this gonzo reporting thing when and if I have to.

And I have to, there are too many important, fascinating things going on and the class of people assigned to report back on what is going on are simply phoning it in, literally. There is basically an open war front from Yemen to the Turkish border, no one knows who is on which side, and about 20 different nations are involved.

Meanwhile the United States crumbles and it looks like it's going to crumble actually on me, and then try to blame me for it, so I'm stepping up to write like my life depends on it because I think it just might.

If you cross this motivation against for knowledge against absurdity and war with my 15 years in the trenches of the technical support industry...I think you should sit down and read for a minute. The intersection of the police state, technology, geopolitics and culture that I have witnessed is something that makes me very proud of what I have done with my time.

If you want to get a house, you can probably get a house and you will know where you will be, right in that house.

But if you want the truth, who knows where you are going.

So strap in:

-While working at Retail Data Systems in 2016 I learned that the main credit card processor NCR processes all payments in Israel.

-While working for the tier one tech support line for half of rural ISP's in the United States, I learned the owner of the company is also middle-eastern and thus has backdoor access to millions of home emails accounts for people who live around military bases i.e. San Antonio(GVTC...I have said too much)

-While working for an IT company creating a new industry for offensive corporate threat intelligence on the internet, I helped build a global semantic web-spider crawling network that would give any subscribing corporation the ability to send takedown notices to any threatening terms or URL's in real time. A private for-hire xkeyscore.

-cocaine is alive and well in silicon valley companies doing security for banks, including the federal reserve. I refuse to work in IT with people who are coked up, they are infuriating and worthless teammates with the listening comprehension of squirrels.

-the uber head of security(Sullivan) who was just fired in shame was the keynote speaker for same company at nearly the same time the breach was occurring, indicative of the overall moral attitude of the industry. lulz

-when your organs are donated if you die in an accident, they are actually sold on the international black market by fake non-profit man clubs like the Lions or Knights of Columbus, frequently to wealthy middle-easterners. Thank you Lions Eye Research Foundation for that little insider tidbit.

-Through a sideways method I learned Facebork has its own offensive spider scanner and is looking for exotic locations to put new scanners under the name of other companies. Facebork is very secretive, like a government agency.

-the government and privatesec gives drugs (like ghb, or things that make your heart beat really fast and mildly hallucinate) to civilians and then tries to entrap them and gain information from them

-the government and/or privatesec will infiltrate your life and try to be your best friend and/or lover

-the government and/or privatesec will repeatedly attempt to entrap you as a form of harassment and constant monitoring if you say things they don't like

-the government and privatesec are operating 24 hour monitoring and universal vehicle identification and monitoring systems. drones, jets, satellites.

-government and privatesec agents use bulky sunglasses, tiny earpieces and and they are testing on-eyeball contact lenses with augmented reality

-anyone, of any age, including babies and small chidren, could be part of an entrapment operation.

-agents will be at least over 21 but the younger the agent the more carefully they will be used

-2 or 3 year olds may be robots, I have seen some pretty odd behavior and it is hard to believe any parent would allow their child to be used as bait, especially a 3 year old.

-they are trying to lay deep infiltration work to counter anyone using the darkweb to gain actual power against their central authority, so they may not bust you for minor offenses so that they can learn to be your friend. they may actually give you actual, decent psychedelics like dmt but their lsd will probably not be real. i am debating whether they have fake mushrooms or not, like that look and smell, but are just soaked in ghb then redried to be used as truth serum.

-the agents operate in groups and will establish their own camp or camps as part of a larger event of thousands of people, then they will gradually learn everything about everyone there as they arrive

-psychedelics are real in their ability to help you communicate with a spirit realm. psylocybin, psilicin, lsd, mescaline, peyote, ayuasca, 4AC0-dmt, dmt, you can talk with spirits if you can practice your focus. Likewise people who can't focus may encounter things that are bad for them, and our planet. People who are not spiritual and mock spirituality are affected by spiritual things maybe more because they have no capacity for discernment. The struggle on this planet is spiritual as much as physical. I have seen too much to deny it.

-the government and privatesec are distributing fake versions of these chemicals that have 0 to negative spiritual effects, that only function as truth serum and/or anxiety induction.

-There exist flying machines that can jump across the sky for short distances, I saw them in Missouri one night and have heard same confirmed by the daughter of an area51 scientist, as well as others. I believe that our government deep agencies have had alien contact, but I cannot say that I am certain.

It's almost like they demand total information awareness, like they are totally trying to totally control everything and that they aren't just doing it for the children, they are doing it from some kind of top down initiative, a totally different way of thinking about the world compared to people who don't live inside the government and privatesec establishment.

Odd. What again is the form of government where the government wants to totally know and control everything? Oh yeah, totalitarianism. The most anti-american thing in the world. The most nazi thing in the world.

In my case it is probably a myriad of things that have given all the split-tongued technocrats bent on crushing freedom in the united states interest in me for a long while. I have been vocally anti-israel and anti-fascism and anti-drug war and anti-war and pro 9/11 truth and anarcho since I can remember. I called the ISIS/Israel/Saudi Arabia alliance way before it was made public this month.

I'm loud because I'm a comedian. This forces me to be a public intellectual actively seeking the edge of history and I know that means some kind of risk. All of the comedians criticizing Hitler in 1932 were breaking rocks or shot by 1935 or escaped the country in time. Either way I haven't found any history books written about them, they may well have been the first ones burned(i.e. "The Most Effective Ways to Mock Hitler, ca 1931")

It could go the same way here.

It is a very lonely spot for me at the moment, I do kindof wish Hunter S. Thompson were around even if only as a head in a vat just so I could hear him rant.

In the absence of your heroes, the best thing you can do sometimes is write what you think they might, or what they might be comforted to hear their influence is not gone from their world.

Doing my best, Hunter S., here's to one of the best writers there ever was. Wish you were here, this too-early sip of vodka is dedicated to you.

The Edge...there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - HST