The only programming Joke I know......Is my code -----

in #programmer4 years ago (edited)

A programmer is always seen as a serious human being with a big spectacle on their nose and a calculative mind running all the time. They have their own little world and as a result, they are seen understanding computer language, numbers, and coding more easily than our language. Their partners are stressed because they are not able to spend time together and are spending more time with desktops.

But, this description of a "programmer" is not a complete one. Programmers are far more than a coder. They are the funniest human beings with apt logic. They will make you laugh with their absolute logic and commendable ideas of doing things.

As Programmers, they have to deal with lots of bugs and errors, which ruin their whole day. But still, they remain energetic and never lose interest in their goal of solving that error.

Programmers being the most serious and dedicated beings are always the best shot when it comes to creating memes and jokes. They are always targeted with tons of sarcasm. Their life is equal to a lifeless stone who faces storms of bugs and errors.

Teacher: It's the weekend, let's go for a vacation.

Entrepreneur: This month we earned a lot of profit, let's go on a trip.

Le programmers: Oh finally, work is done. Let's go on a trip.

A Few moments later

There is an error. My bad, we'll go next time. And their next time never comes because the next time there is another change in the coding or some other problem arises.

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Mobile App Development Company: Finally, we have completed the coding. Now, let’s see how it works. Oh, this looks great. Let’s show this to the client.

A Few moments later*

Client: Hey, please make this small change.

Mobile App Development Company: Small change will ruin our life.

These people are always stuck in the four walls with a screen and a keyboard. People wonder if coders know that it’s a pandemic in the whole world. They were busy writing coding and solving their errors as before lockdown. Hence, they are not targeted by Covid-19 and there was no influence of pandemic on them. They are so dedicated to their job that they don’t waste a single minute on other things.
Programming is the only profession where the person does not see dreams. It’s not because they make it happen before sleeping, but it’s because they don’t sleep and work all night.

Doctors: This profession is so hectic. I need a break.

Teachers: I am tired of teaching, I need a break.

Programmers: I am tired, I need
.

They are so much indulged and committed to their work.

Sometimes even the person creating memes on them gets bored seeing a programmer that they doubt if the reader will even laugh at their meme. Normal students VS students learning to code:

Normal students: I want to dress up like a Queen. I want luxury clothes. I want to doll up myself.

Students learning to code: Let’s decorate this app or website this way. It would be good.

Life ends
They don’t dream of luxury clothing or a luxury lifestyle. They dream of being able to create a unique application that is helpful to their clients. They try their best to make things simplified and that everyone can handle them easily.

STAGES OF DEBUGGING/ERRORS -

  • This Is not happening
  • Oh, hmm…
  • Is this even possible?
  • This will surely not run!
  • God, save me
  • Why does that happen?

Finding the solution to the errors is like being the detective in a criminal case where you are also the murderer. Programmers find the solution to a problem that you don’t know that exists, in a way you don’t understand.

“56 ERRORS FOUND”

I hate programming. I will not code again. I quit and changed my career.

“BUILD SUCCESSFULLY”

I love programming. I am a genius. This is my passion.

We can see the struggle is real here.

This states how sometimes they get irritated but still stay committed to their work. They passionately make things easier for us to operate. Their talent for designing and creating beautiful websites and applications is commendable.

Today, if we can access anything to everything from anywhere in the world, is because of them. They amazingly have simplified things. Today we can shop, order, learn and teach while sitting at home has become real because of their hard work and imagination. If you are a developer and from India, then smile because Developers from India are always in Why? Because companies hire developer from India & the reason for this is their commitment and passion towards their job. Companies just have to train them for a short period to make them understand their work style and they are ready to work

The Developer's world is a world full of magic. Every day and night they transform our imaginations into reality. They make “I wish I could do this way” things possible in the best possible way. Their creativity is helping big companies run their business easily, effectively, and accurately

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