His Retarded Princess

His Retarded Princess had a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Princess often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

His Retarded Princess had a piece of paper that they would worship. It might be a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

His Retarded Princess looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes eat. It was a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Princess carried a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

His Retarded Princess always had with them a cheese grater that they would share. This might appear to be a funny idea, to many, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be fun. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.