Pranksters on the Run!

It was one afternoon at work, and one of our Staff Seargeants discovered his brand new Charger had been vandalized by probably some subordinate shithead looking for a quick laugh. Known for his seemingly kid-like temper he goes off red-faced and annoyed looking around for the perpetrators. It turns out it was one of those people he trusted the most and least expected. That person he hangs out with for lunch and share stories with sort of thing. He was leaving soon...and maybe it was a kind of farewell prank that cost him some sticky-ass tape and possible damage to his tainted windows. Well folks, only in the Army reserve can we see such shenanigans. I just better be on everyone's good side or I'll end up paying for it the same way.