PortmanTuesdays #13
ｍａｌｉｇｎａｕｎｔ
[muh-lig-nahnt]
noun
1: a very dangerous or harmful corrosive influence that has planted itself firmly in the family tree.
2: an older female member of your family that always tells you that became fatter the last time you two met when, in fact, she's the one who had increased in weight.
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Interesting, if a woman tells you that she gained weight and tells you that you are fatter, it is better not to tell her that it is really her who is fatter, it can be something really dangerous hahahaha .. Greetings friend
Good tip! I wouldn't want to mke things worse than they already are haha!
Ha. And that GIF is perfect for this. Good find.
Truth be told, some GIFs take time to find but others like this is like love at first sight. Found this on my first click.
Goodness. What serendipity!
Trueincidence! Oh wait, why am I giving away portmanteaus?
You've got them coming out of your ears!
Sealing it shut for next Tuesday.
Better out than in!
That's the plan, Stan!
It sounds almost like a tumor.
In a way, it really is!
That's like most of my family. It always astonished me that they can stand there and comment on your weight with seeming impunity. Once one of mine was doing it and I couldn't help but pat her tummy and tell get it would be ok when the baby came out. Given that she was nearly fifty agree want best pleased :0)
Now that I think about it, your relatives do fit this category haha! What a coincidence! It's easy to do so when one doesn't have a beating heart in their chest. Haha! I think I've done that as well, and suffice to say no one was pleased. That's why I opted to make fun of my almost 5-year old food baby instead. Can't make fun of me if I'm already making fun of myself!
Haha, Howie has a cousin who does that, but just to him (and she is in fact heavier lolll)
These are fun!
Is she an older cousin? If so, I think that counts as a malignaunt!
I have one lol
Ouch! That's hard to get out!
I just ignore them by pretending to be busy at something lol
Me, I just flat out zone out of the conversation haha!
LOL Homer Simpson style
Yessir! The lessons I learned while growing up to that show.
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Not as high as I thought, but I'll take it.
nice post
@meesterboom would have words
See? That's already way longer than your comment. You could've at least voted.