Their Bum Loving Poodle

Their Bum Loving Poodle always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Their Bum Loving Poodle desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Poodle desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Poodle craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a different proposal, to some, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Poodle desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Poodle looked for a radiator that they liked to embrace. It is a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was exciting. A radiator was the thing that was chosen.