My Horny Poodle

My Horny Poodle owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Horny Poodle carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

My Horny Poodle always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Poodle always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Poodle always had with them a mug that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Poodle desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.