The Poloniex Christmas Poem (An original piece, from me, a frustrated client)

'Twas three weeks before Christmas, when I transferred online
Some funds to Poloniex, since it's Christmas gift-buying time
I typed in the address and the memo with care
Knowing that soon my funds would be there

I waited and waited, then waited some more
I waited one hour, two hours, three and then four
But it was dark out and the hour was getting late
I decided to get some sleep; the trading would have to wait

I got under the sheets, nestled snug in my bed
Visions of an increased Steem value danced in my head
My alarm clock went off and I jumped out of the covers
I ran to my MacBook, typed "Poloniex.com' only to discover

That my funds had not arrived, there was no sign of where they were
I typed in a support ticket, the whole situation was quite obscure
Days later I noticed the support team had still not replied
Determined to get my funds, again and again I tried

To alert the Poloniex team that my funds had seemingly gone missing
Then other Steemians began to complain, they too began the dissing
With rants about Poloniex, that it's inferior to Bittrex
Everyone was confused; everyone was perplexed

Now weeks have passed and still no reply
The Steem and SBD wallets on Poloniex are dry
So I'm looking to Santa for my Christmas wish to come true
To steal the Mariah's words, Poloniex, all I want for Christmas is you...

...to fix this issue, and update "being processed" to "issue resolved"
Because to my understanding, there are many of us involved
In the uncertainty of where our Steem/SBD have gone
But here's the unanimous conclusion we have drawn:

Our funds probably won't appear by the 25th day in December
But Poloniex, with one last plea, I truly hope you remember
That you can still take what is a bad situation, and somehow make it right
Then it really would be a Happy Christmas for all; and for all a good night!