You missed the 'satire' tag ;-)

If you think being tall makes her a man, then all the super models must be men.

If you think having strong arms makes her a man, then I must have married a man. My wife has strong arms and she is definitely not a man(I checked)

As for the 5 o'clock shadow.... dude.... check out any woman over 35 coming out of the gym, in harsh daylight... they are going to have a bit of shadow. ;-)

I would have thought that the hounding of the Obamas would stop now you have a new and much more entertaining clown in charge....