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RE: Election result: British public continue to prove they love to take it roughly from behind !!!
Dear Theresa,
While we are busy trying to soothe our bleeding arses, don't forget to derail the Brexit negotiations so we can get fucked by the EU too.
What a jolly old orgy it will be!
I'm already on it, or aren't you paying attention? I've appointed a cretin to fuck the negotiations up, pissed of the Paddy's, overcomplicated the financials, and got a few backbenchers and Lords (who I have photos of with little boys) to add tons of amendments so that the whole thing will be a complete clusterfuck resulting in a new referendum, by which time the media will have done it's job perfectly in convincing the British public that Jean-Claude Junker is basically like their favourite Grandfather, and not a technocratic Goldman Sachs arse-slobberer, and they'll all vote properly this time....and I'll be next in the queue for president of EU commission. Big fucking bonus!