This contest you won't find on Steemit — this contest is reserved for a global “elite” with far higher rewards. There's only one catch: You have to be completely devoid of conscience…

Without further ado, let's keep the tension and go from behind…

Third place: Nancy Pelosi, rich nails eater

“My motivation is one in five children in America lives in poverty. I can’t handle it. I just can’t handle it. So every day I EAT NAILS FOR BREAKFAST, don a suit of armor to go out there and fight for the kids, because that is about everything, that is about the future.”

— Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi

Duration: 3:00

So, aside from an obvious hypocrisy of a multimillionaire politician, the thing that would most surprise me would be a following corporate media question to the Pelosi: How did you lead the most prosperous country of the Western World to the situation where 20% of children live in poverty?

Congratulations for your diet, Pelosi.

Second place: Heather Nauert, joke-like State Department Spokeswoman

“This ceasefire is clearly not working. Russia has called for these joke-like humanitarian corridors. Russia needs to just do what the United Nations had agreed to and voted on, and that is a countrywide ceasefire.”

— Heather Nauert, joke-like State Department Spokeswoman

Starts at 2:50

In the meantime, number of people escaped through the humanitarian corridors reached almost 60,000. Have you heard Heather Nauert, or any other State Department official a statement that they will now send help like elementary necessities (food, water, hygiene products, blankets, tents…) to the people they have so “fiercely defended” in the UNSC from Assad and the Russians?

Oh, yes, they don't have enough food even for their own kids, because the needy corporations must be fed first. And since those corporations produce only various bombs, that is the only thing they have ever planned to deliver to the suffering civilians of Syria…

AND THE BIG No 1: Theresa May, chemical weapons expert!

Now I set out in the House of Commons this week the government's conclusion that the Russian state was culpable for the attempted murder of mr. Skripal and his daughter and for threatening the lives of other British citizens. I also set out the action we are taking in response action to dismantle the Russian espionage Network in the UK to develop new powers to tackle hostile state activity and the suspension of all planned high-level contact between the UK and the Russian Federation.

— Theresa May, wannabe chemist and desperate UK Prime Minister

Duration: 2:46

So, she is set out to present “government's conclusion” that the Russian state was culpable BEFORE the investigation is over, WITHOUT any evidence presented, with NO VISIBLE MOTIVE for “The Russians” whatsoever, and following NOT EVEN ONE step of the international law protocols set up for such cases.

Now, let's refresh a memory of her “government successes”:

• That is the same Government that is actively helping to Saudi Arabia in creation of the worst humanitarian crisis since 1945, selling a tons of weapons and cassette bombs forbidden by the international conventions, welcoming Saudi ruler on a red carpet, defending the most monstrous regime that has more public beheadings than ISIS…
• That is the same Government still incapable to find responsibles for the Grenfell Tower tragedy… At least 71 dead British citizens…
• That is the same Government which has full mouth of democracy and free speech while it is holding against any law, domestic or international, Julian Assange more than five years in a confinement of the Ecuadorian Embassy. You can check for more @suzi3d…
• The same Government which can't execute a will of British people for BREXIT, expressed two years ago…
• The same Government that didn't move a finger to remove policing the Internet, but tried to force a Snoopers Charter, a mass digital surveillance regime…
• If you are a British citizen, you can continue this list as long as you see fit.

So, if you aspire to be a World Class Hypocrite, you have to learn from the professionals…